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WRITE MATTHEW HIS ABOUT PAGE

myself

The title itself is pretty self-explanatory. I’m not a very picky person; the piece should be at a minimum of 250 words and to my liking. The best few pieces would get a shabu-shabu treat and YOUR BLOODY NAME WOULD BE ON MY ABOUT PAGE. I SWEAR, YOUR NAME BEING ON MY ABOUT PAGE, THAT IS [...]

World Domination

humor | myself | prejudice

Superpower, yes. World Domination, No. I’m most likely biased, but definitely correct.

Friends

myself | self-therapy

I have friends. We share views, talk, eat, hang around, game, listen to music, study, play sports and do shit together. Friendship is a term used to denote co-operative and supportive behaviour between two or more beings. In this sense, the term connotes a relationship which involves mutual knowledge, esteem, and affection along with [...]

FAIL LA

humor | myself | rants | school

Title has three meanings, a cookie awarded to anyone who can tell me what I’m trying to say. All the other wankers are whining about this much fathomable test. Which would I say; it was just another week for me. They’ve most likely spent one month on nothing but books while I spent my time [...]

Goodbye George

bye george | dead | death | george carlin | rants

I’m very , very suprised that god the invisible man decided to take him at the age of 71. I look forward to an afterlife where I could watch the decline of civilization on a “heavenly CNN.” -George Carlin Yeah , your wish is granted. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080623/ts_nm/carlin_dc

Long live life, Live a long life.

self-therapy

The tangible benefits of studying only the night before exams are pretty self-explanatory. I wonder what kind of grade would I get with: 45mins of flipping around the notes, listening to Coldplay and chatting on Instant messaging plus some X-factor. The X-factor here is-Creativity. PS:I’M GOING TO WRITE AN EPIGRAM TOMORROW, OR A HAIKU. DON’T STOP [...]

Apathy

self-therapy

Today; My world is a box; the edges are nowhere to be seen, unreachable. But it’s a box. I know it’s a box; the surfaces are white and livid. It’s white, not even one-bit tainted. I see apathy. For the Gods, Cheers.

Saving Gaia

self-therapy

People waste oxygen, they’re a burden, and they’re troublesome. They’re just lumps of meat that put on a façade. They’re in a revolutionary cycle, called society. They’re disgusting. Want to save Gaia? Just die.

Why Singapore’s service sucks.

holiday | humour | myself | restaurant | service | singapore | waiter

Ahoy! I’m going to teach all the nubcakes in the serving industry how to serve! 1. When a family of three enters the restaurant, do not ask them what time they would finish their meal and state that there would be no seats unless the family could finish their meal before 1.30. 2. When the family humbly [...]