the author writes his life in pen and he can't erase mistakes .

Days ago, one elderly man came to Escape Theme Park and thought our games could possibly make him win truckloads of cash. He was so disappointed when I told him all prizes are plush. Then his stories of betting at the Turf Club ensued for five minutes. Finally, to prove that you COULD possibly win truckloads of [...]

The MSN mug I’ve got from Microsoft as a gift now retires. I picked up one of this mug at some 12 dollars from Starbucks earlier today and I am absolutely thrilled over the blues and it’s simplistic waveline design. There’s another cup which is much taller and sleeker but it’s design was not as superior as [...]

There’s has got to be a point of time in our life when we’re sensible enough to stop faulting our parents because they didn’t understand us or they just want to mold you their way. My opinion is, a person growing up in an average family would usually become sensible enough to understand and think [...]

when any foreign and English-speaking guests comes to Escape Theme Park, I always have the urge to dunk my head into the toilet bowl, most preferably filled with shit so people won’t recognize me. These poor guests are usually puzzled after reading our games instructions. Maybe, they were all, “Excuse me?” each time they hop from one station to [...]

I almost forgot what it was to laugh my lungs OUT of my chest at work. It’s has been oh-so long that I have laughed until my lungs took control and decapitates me. I had my Echo Delta with Dhaifina and Kak Sikin. Before dinner, I was so hungry I could possible ate a dinosaur. But [...]

Because my mom’s almost resigned her fate to buying tissue papers all her life, she stock up three boxes by my bed lamp today. My tissue consumptions goes by cubic kilometers. One small ant on the table takes me two to three pieces of that Kleenex to kill — because it is so easy to pull [...]

My stomach is churning and flipping itself inside out every other minute. And that every other minute was like “I AM GOING TO DIEEEE. THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END. THE RAIN, THE THUNDERSTORM, THE FLOOOOOD, THEN BRIGHT FLASHES! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIEEE…” I think it is food poisoning. Damned. [...]

Our long-awaited and very-much-deserved holidays have arrived. The next fourteen days of break should at least give us some days of DECENT rest. But more often than not, I will most probably end up cooped at Starbucks mugging away with assignments (read: projects) and projects. THEN a series of presentations will ensue. Enjoy your holidays, mates. Because once break [...]

This morning started out horrible. Just when I was about to leave home for school, I realized I was too lazy to rush around and farther more, there’s a huge possibility I might be late and my lecturer will refuse to give me my attendance. Right after I left home, I text Serene to remind her [...]

Eileen: “So is this toy an octopus or squid?” Jaime: “How many legs are there on that toy?” Eileen: “Eight. So, it is a octopus.” Eileen: “Then how many testicles does a squid have?” … … Excuse me? If I was there in the conversation, I will be all, “I don’t know, but I do know that squid comes with a large scrotum. With [...]