Balls to her

Eileen: “So is this toy an octopus or squid?” Jaime: “How many legs are there on that toy?” Eileen: “Eight. So, it is a octopus.” Eileen: “Then how many testicles does a squid have?” … … Excuse me? If I was there in the conversation, I will be all, “I don’t know, but I do know that squid comes with a large scrotum. With a vagina for eating from the seabed.” AND… I am sure I don’t have tentacles in between my thighs.