The BPL is back with a magnificent goal on day 1, from none other than..you know who. 3 points! It’s nice how Torres didn’t even bother acknowledging Xabi for that pass. Gay.

Guess who scored for the 8th home game in a row? Another piece of history rewritten - Torres has equaled Roger Hunt’s club record back in Division Two 1961-62. This Arabian commentator is so funny - “Fowler is God..NOW WE HAVE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH!!!!!!!!” Gimme your footballing powerrrrrrr GIVE ME. The lap of honour was so super cute!!! Carra’s sons from [...]

This lad deserves a trophy just for his love and passion for Liverpool. It’s such a pity the team couldn’t get any silverware despite his 31 goals. Looking at these pictures just made me super sad again. I think it’s fair to say that Riise’s own goal will continue to haunt him for the rest of his [...]

He is possibly the only human on earth who’s able to make me go ‘GASP’ at a computer. He must be God, there is no other explanation. If there is a male Greek god for all things perfect, he is it. Ineedtissueformybleedingnose.

The players get progressively gayer with each passing game…

Torres class class class class class class! WHAT A TURN!! WHAT A GOAL!!!! Not sleeping for the 4th time in 8 days is totally worth it.

Ronaldo Could Learn From Torres Stop giving out interviews about being ‘targeted’ just because of a few tough tackles. Look at the treatment that one Fernando Torres got against Reading in the League Cup match (and others this season) earlier on in the season and how he dealt with it. Battered around the place but Bikey [...]

Oh wow. I felt so sorry for Owen during that 1 second in the tunnel before the match. He was looking at Gerrard with a freaking miserable face that either expressed, “I miss you Stevie”, or “I wish I’m wearing Red.” But you know, he brought this upon himself. I guess team loyalty really matters [...]

LIVERPOOL 4 - 0 West Ham Torres 8’, 60’, 81’ | Gerrard 83’ 3rd hat-trick from Torres 24 goals in his first season. HE IS SO AMAZING. YES/YES?????!!!!!!!! 1st back-to-back hat-trick at home since 1946 We clinched that all-important goal difference point to edge ahead of Everton. FINALLY!!!! This is one of the BEST BPL matches so far! Great [...]