*** Sacha Baron Cohen (you’ll remember him as Borat) recently attended the Milan fashion week as Bruno, an Austrian fashion reporter. He’s probably doing it for his upcoming movie Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male. Me thinks he looks pretty good on the runway. (YouTube clip)        [...]

Ahoy! I’m going to teach all the nubcakes in the serving industry how to serve! 1. When a family of three enters the restaurant, do not ask them what time they would finish their meal and state that there would be no seats unless the family could finish their meal before 1.30. 2. When the family humbly [...]

HE HAS A MOVIE COMING UP SOON! Is this the most exciting news or whattttt!!?!!?! I AM SO GOING TO WATCH THIS MOVIE (regardless of its quality). And thank god, he finally has a website!!! The movie poster and the website look totally amateurish but I hope it’s like that because he’s trying to be funny….. If not, [...]

The ever-classy Terry: Liverpool deserve better against cheating Chelsea By Neil Humphreys Straits Times THERE was a time when Manchester United were about as popular as a kiss-o-gram at a children’s party. The arrogance, the vein-bulging haranguing of referees and the occasional flying kick made the Red Devils the team everyone loved to hate. It was always going to take considerable [...]

Arsene Wenger’s a great manager - he’s able to make Arsenal play such beautiful football. But he can’t stop whining…and seems to have selective myopia..and seriously lacking in grace when his team loses. stmichael: ***** Another funny article from my favourite writer: Neil Humphreys 10 April 2008 Straits Times (c) 2008 Singapore Press Holdings Limited ARSENE Wenger carved out a second career for [...]

Then: Now: Looks like Stevie and I both like Spanish boys.

I glance out, the window frosted. I peer down, it’s twelve stories. A direct plunge to the ground, if head first, you’ll most likely die a second faster. I reach out ,to feel the wind and the gush of blood to my head. I feel the wind sweep against my hair, just like how they [...]

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RAWK’s photoshop wizards are brilliant.

Let’s say you failed Math terribly, you decide that nothing would help you. Even scoring 100% for your next test would do you no good. So, you drop out of school. And crank your brains for an idea. For years, you sat under the bhodhi tree and thought.-You’re starting to doze off under the shade, now [...]