The title itself is pretty self-explanatory. I’m not a very picky person; the piece should be at a minimum of 250 words and to my liking. The best few pieces would get a shabu-shabu treat and YOUR BLOODY NAME WOULD BE ON MY ABOUT PAGE. I SWEAR, YOUR NAME BEING ON MY ABOUT PAGE, THAT IS [...]

Superpower, yes. World Domination, No. I’m most likely biased, but definitely correct.

I have friends. We share views, talk, eat, hang around, game, listen to music, study, play sports and do shit together. Friendship is a term used to denote co-operative and supportive behaviour between two or more beings. In this sense, the term connotes a relationship which involves mutual knowledge, esteem, and affection along with [...]

Title has three meanings, a cookie awarded to anyone who can tell me what I’m trying to say. All the other wankers are whining about this much fathomable test. Which would I say; it was just another week for me. They’ve most likely spent one month on nothing but books while I spent my time [...]

Ahoy! I’m going to teach all the nubcakes in the serving industry how to serve! 1. When a family of three enters the restaurant, do not ask them what time they would finish their meal and state that there would be no seats unless the family could finish their meal before 1.30. 2. When the family humbly [...]

Hello all, I have almost forgotten that I actually do have a blog until I got reminded that I actually have one. So, and ironically enough, I shall post some unnecessarily boring recount of my life about the past few days.(Isn’t what a blog is for in the first place?) This post is much for reminiscing [...]

I spent the last twelve hours contemplating about me, nothing else but me. The last twelve hours was a torture. Minutes, seconds and still counting, adding onto the “Twelve hours” benchmark. I couldn’t sleep, though it was partly due to the weather. It was warm, roasting my insides slowly, bringing the flavor to the skin. [...]

SHIOK AH, WHO WANT GO. TELL ME LEH.

“Let thy child’s first lesson be obedience, and the second may be what thou wilt.” Abiding the rules of Zen and keeping myself in the chains of religion and philosophy have done me no good. Apart from making me accept the fact of how things are done, why peas are placed on my dinner plate instead [...]

I glance out, the window frosted. I peer down, it’s twelve stories. A direct plunge to the ground, if head first, you’ll most likely die a second faster. I reach out ,to feel the wind and the gush of blood to my head. I feel the wind sweep against my hair, just like how they [...]