grasshopper in the house yo

=.= *looks at the title above* I swear I just saw a BIG BIG BIG HUMONGOUS grasshopper in the toilet. I know, I know, you all must be thinking “WTF! Grasshoppers don’t appear in HDB flats, you freaking dumbo!!!” but I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS!!! I was so stunned at the sight of the big hopper in the toilet while I was brushing my teeth. And the next moment I just simply went crazy and spray water on it which made it frantic and flew around the toilet. By that time, I was completely going bonkers and just spray more water on it, hoping it to go away from me. =.= But as you all can predict, it doesn’t get lost. blehx. ****WARNING!!! DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU’RE A GRASSHOPPER FANATIC**** So… I killed it… by crashing it with the bottles while it’s being washed onto the cabinet area. I totally freaked out. TT________TT =S so I am a grasshopper murderer now. TT__________TT Sorry, grasshopper. RIP. But you seriously shouldn’t be showing up in the 12th storey and get into my house’s toilet to freak me out. Sorry, maybe you can kill me next lifetime when I reincarnates into a grasshopper. *BOWS WITH APOLOGIES* RIP.