Kneel at the altar of God Torres

• LIVERPOOL 4 - 0 West Ham
• Torres 8’, 60’, 81’ Gerrard 83’
• 3rd hat-trick from Torres
• 24 goals in his first season. HE IS SO AMAZING. YES/YES?????!!!!!!!!
• 1st back-to-back hat-trick at home since 1946
• We clinched that all-important goal difference point to edge ahead of Everton. FINALLY!!!! This is one of the BEST BPL matches so far! Great team with everyone giving their best. Two fantastic assists from Kuyt! Stevie was involved everywhere! Skrtel was total class, Riise nearly had a goal. Gerrard should flare-up in public more often - it works wonders!!!!
• Love how Gerrard played around with the match ball, refusing to hand it back to the referee, and finally giving it to Torres - complete with a big buddy hug. AWW! That scene made me feel so happy! (I’m feeling highly crappy because I’m still not done studying for a major test later..and it’s 5:58 a.m. now..)

I am totally in love with Torres the footballing monster and am developing a crush on Stevie G. OOH HAPPY DAYS!!!!! We are back in the game!!! My hat-trick chant on the forums worked so I’m going to continue doing it for the rest of every single Liverpool game. Carra had 3294793432 chances to score but he wasted them all -__- sigh! I hope Mascherano is not injured because we need him very badly.   Quote from: Cusamano on Today at 09:43:17 PM I really do want sexual relations with Nando.