Liverpool 3 - 0 Newcastle United

Oh wow. I felt so sorry for Owen during that 1 second in the tunnel before the match. He was looking at Gerrard with a freaking miserable face that either expressed, “I miss you Stevie”, or “I wish I’m wearing Red.” But you know, he brought this upon himself. I guess team loyalty really matters at the end of the day…as opposed to chasing personal glory. I don’t think it feels good to go against a better looking, faster, younger, more loved striker than himself. What Torres has now used to be his.

• 1 Gerrard assist, 1 Torres goal
• 1 Torres assist, 1 Gerrard goal

Fantastic I’m praising Torres so much that I no longer know what to say. Every single positive adjective has been used on him by the fans, his team mates, Rafa, and the media. Pure class. Look at his goal - it’s fantastic! He dummies the defender with his quick wit and slots the ball in clinically. Class. Class. Class. On par with Pele or I dare say, even better. Liverpool 3 - 0 Newcastle United match highlights. They are all officially gay for Torres. He is so unacceptably angelic and pretty. Fernando Torres is the perfect example of the statement: “God spent a little more time on you.” Can anyone refute this? No. Another non-human like him is singer Lee Hom. Aw. TOTALLY DESERVING! FEBRUARY’S PLAYER OF THE MONTH!!!