There isn’t much thought at the moment. A dearth of ideas. Instead this is my list of observations for the day as well as a random idea. (might not really count for thought but instead be brainwave of genius, since its implausible and ridiculous) 1.) Guys who get to book in daily are fatter in airforce school than they are in my unit. 2.) Fat guy with hands in his pocket, should realise even through pleated pants…. 3.) People do not smile when doing work on the computer, refrain from smiling in the office… 4.) Paper suggest work is being done as opposed to typing. (ever so often print something and take it back to the desk and work) 5.) Kuey Chap at the cook house is actually just Kuey with no Chap. 6.) The welfare system in Singapore still exists. They just call it signing on. 7.) When you get flustered by how to describe the various segments of a newspaper, you need to take a break. 8.) There are 3 ways to take a break in general.
- Take leave/Off
- Get a Medical Certificate
- AWOL
of the 3 the first is the most legal, the second frowned upon but more beneficial and the final, reserved for a special kind of people. 9.) Something could possibly be wrong with you, if your wallpaper is of a cocktail you think looks pretty, and you are listening to a random song called “ absinthe ” as you type a random list. 10.) You probably need better friends when they think saying “cashboy” is the best joke they ever heard. 11.) Cashboy is apparently so funny there is sequel, which goes “Cashboy 2″ 12.) Everybody sitting in my row has “ron” as the last three letters in their names. 13.) Boys are always intrigued by computer games. 14.) Boys are associated with shooting. Guns and … 15.) Privates are low ranking. General not so. So I would imagine Public would be higher than private, and Specific lower than General. 16.) Minor is smaller than Major. 17.) Chopping expiry dates on every single piece of toilet paper in a roll, is funny. 18.) Stamping an expiry date which has already passed on the boss would be even funnier. 19.) If you are fanatical enough you can banish Lizards in Christ’s name. 20.) Lizards, Cockroaches and Dragon, apparently are all evil. (see 19) The depression sets in: The Clint Tan instant ORD Challenge : The contestant must submit his body to the sexual pleasures of the head honcho for 2 weeks. After which instant reprieve from national service is granted. The Believer’s cries:
A monologue as performed by my department head “In the name of Jesus Christ I banish you! (to a lizard)” “Once I killed a cockroach and it said to me…’you killed me’” “Pest and animals like dragons are evil!” N.B: Forgive if this offends. There were no Blasphemous intents in this recount of the events. The Homeless: Background information: There is this nasty bloke, who also happens to not have a home.
One liners directed at the homeless bum when he isn’t around: ” One day I’m going to take a shit on his pillow” ” I’d bring him a Sony Bravia box, he might need it when it gets cold” ” He named himself after a departmental store, his children would be called Robinsons, OG…” ” Its always about free food with him, isn’t it?”
