WRITE MATTHEW HIS ABOUT PAGE

The title itself is pretty self-explanatory. I’m not a very picky person; the piece should be at a minimum of 250 words and to my liking. The best few pieces would get a shabu-shabu treat and YOUR BLOODY NAME WOULD BE ON MY ABOUT PAGE. I SWEAR, YOUR NAME BEING ON MY ABOUT PAGE, THAT IS THE BEST DEAL EVA. Now, drop a comment and give me my about page! ROAR!