YOURSEFT

when any foreign and English-speaking guests comes to Escape Theme Park, I always have the urge to dunk my head into the toilet bowl, most preferably filled with shit so people won’t recognize me. These poor guests are usually puzzled after reading our games instructions. Maybe, they were all, “Excuse me?” each time they hop from one station to another. Like EXCUSE ME?! to a warning sign that screams out to people, “FOR YOUR SAFETY PLEASE DO NOT SEAT.” Seriously. Seat versus sit. Just don’t commit this type of mistakes yourseft, ahem!, yourSELF.